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either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

(N.B.: this phrase is said to someone to make them realize how silly/ridiculous/ coolidiculous their point of view of view is, in terms of the scientific evidence to the contrary)

a phrase meaning

"there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary."
Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If i would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and my generation.
by Sexydimma May 28, 2014
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Kick anyone shorter than you day

Kick anyone one shorter than you on December 1st
Kick anyone shorter than you day is december 1st
by Hey Hi Hey November 6, 2019
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This common turn of phrase is usually used to mock someone who is injured in a funny way
"Did you hear Chase Garbers broke his wrist while fingering a vagina?"

"You are what you get injured by, and I always knew that Brahmas QB was a pussy"
by Smartest Man in History May 24, 2024
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xiang you

A boy's name. He is a good friend and loves anime.There's a girl who adores Xiang you,its someone close to him .It could be someone in his contact or classmate. To be honest,Xiang you is a very smart person ,who tends to be lazy. He had black hair and dark eyes ,he's extremely high too.
look at Xiang you !He's the highest in his friend group
by jennierubyjaneolhc November 22, 2021
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It’s only weird if you make it weird

It’s only weird if you make it weird — see also “It’s only wyrd if you make it wyrd” the response to an intimate when one has made a legitimate request and you receive a questioning or pitying look. Often as people we confidently ask for something that we would find both pleasing and satisfying; but, we are met with stiff resistance from our partners and intimates when they are asked to participate in our reasonable (and sometimes reasonable) requests.

Look at it this way, if a person give you a waaaaaaaaaaay overly specific request, they have either done this before or have at least put a lot of thought into what they want.

The underlying meaning of the word weird is magical so actually this comment is deep and dualisticly insightful.
Her: Babe, can you put my Yoga door mounts into the heavy file cabinet; bind me; suspend my arms and legs from the mounts; gag and blindfold me; and use my Hitachi Wand to stimulate me until I pass out?

Him: (Offering the gas face of disbelief in stunned silence)

Her: It’s only weird if you make it weird.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 12, 2023
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No you

A word used by middle school nerds that think they are cool and trying to roast others from their roasts.
"Your stupid!"
"No you"
by __________Your_-_-----Mom December 17, 2018
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You

SeeUrban Legend

Also, You are yourslef
You, who art not me, is you. You are who ewe are.
by AlsoTwenty2 February 4, 2022
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