Dominant Shit

When you are on the toilet taking a fat poop and your entire body except for your anus becomes extremely weak, the poop coming out of your anus is absorbing the muscles of your body because you keep pushing it out so hard, and then after taking a dominant shit, you are left there for like 6 minutes with a weakened body just questioning wtf happened.

guy 1: "I'm pooping"
guy 2: "Good for you I guess"
guy 1: "Fuck im taking a dominant shit"
guy 2: "Dude call 911!"

by We can officially be friends. June 28, 2024

Ghost Poo or Ghost Shit

When you take a shit and wipe your ass and the paper is clean as if you didn't shit

A Ghost Poo or Ghost Shit is defined as:
Hey, I just took a Ghost Poo, because when I wiped my ass, the paper was still clean

by Desert Shark April 15, 2022

Shit slicer

A person who slices shit for a job

He’s a shit slicer

by Peenweener May 7, 2021

Shit

You

Friend: You’re a peace of shit
You:Fuck

by wOw2468 November 14, 2020

Shit Maxing

Shitting all of the shit out your asscrack

Dill: I feel bowels feel so empty after shit maxing
Randy: wtf is a shit maxing
Dill: fuck off

by TottalyEpicGamer69 May 6, 2024

Shit Sticker

1. That little piece of poop that just CAN'T be wiped away. Wipe and wipe and wipe AND it's STILL there.
2. Someone who just won't leave. No matter how much you try,,,hint after hint and they're STILL there.

That little Shit Sticker made me use a whole role of toilet paper and it WON'T go away.

by XLNT Eagle May 6, 2023

shit prince

A shit prince is similar to a fuckboi, the only exception being they are oblivious to how idiotic they are making themselves look.

Pleb 1: Why did I get marked wrong on this? Only retards think that SAO is bad.

Shit Prince: Because your opinion is wrong.

Pleb 2: Don't be a shit prince.

by Extra Spicy Dunkaroo Squad June 18, 2016