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Have you ever felt like you needed to take the worst shit in your life?
That weird person: aahhhhh, how it feels so good to take that one shit *sits on the toilet for 7 more hours*
by Ninja Monke March 16, 2021
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Shit Off

A way of saying something is not good. Very bad even.
“A mi me parece demasiado caro entonces se va para el shit off”
“I don’t like this so it is shit off”
by lisatutorials November 16, 2023
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you smell, you shit?

A lowbrow and grammatically incorrect way of insulting an Englishman; Commonly used by Chinese people.
"Alright, an example: You smell, you shit?"
by DDLZC April 16, 2017
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Neither of your two options are good. But one is just plain out shitty.
Jimmy: Unemployed David has a job offer for only $5hr.
Billy: Well he’s got nothing in one hand and shit in the other.
by Juice delhagen April 28, 2022
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Ass ripping shit

When the shit is so powerful, you have to take off your pants, shoes and socks and pray to the lord for mercy. These shits typically cause massive pain in the abdominal region, followed by gassy farts.
I just had an Ass ripping shit in the morning.
by whisickle November 1, 2023
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Pit Shits

When you put on too much deodorant and clumps of it get stuck in your pit hair.
YEEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWW!!!!!!!
Oh sorry, I just pulled out some pit shits.
by Mr.Neverdie December 23, 2017
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Shitting

When you take a massize shit
im shitting
by EpicLOLZ1234 February 23, 2020
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