shrink dick

The shrinking of the penis from its normal flaccid size, most commonly due to cold weather or stimulant drug use.

"my boyfriend did so much speed last night that he had a serious case of shrink dick, it was like half the size it usually is"

"its so cold out here that i know for sure i'll have a serious case of shrink dick"

by OGspeedymcgee July 21, 2016

bag of dicks

Someone who talks about dicks all day dicks always on there mind

Josh, your a bag of dicks.

by Cheerfear July 19, 2016

Chicken chow dick

When your into an Asian girl but she into some freaky shit and occasionally says something that is weird but still eventually ends up in you smashing

(In heavy Asian accent) for dinner later it is rice with a little chicken chow dick.

by Bofa deez nutss July 17, 2016

Dicked

Another definition for a boy going down on you or in other words, sex

I just got dicked last night

by Typical Niamh July 16, 2016

sneak dicking

When a man has side bitches.

"Girl i saw Rayshaun sneak dicking with Keisha"

by DamelaNeff July 11, 2016

tree skin dick

Where the penile regions accumulate dense,dark, bump like features resembling the bark of a tree

Girl:how was last night
Friend: giiiiiirl the sex hurt so bad because he had that tree skin dick goin on.
Girl: oh no.

by libby2013 July 7, 2016

jamie dickings

He's a full time sick cunt. Facebook famous for buying a random poor family ice cream.

Did you hear what Jamie Dickings did? He bought a poor family ice cream!

by sarah0b July 6, 2016