I can’t shit for a week

When you eat something so cheesy that it plugs your asshole till next week.

Person A: I’ll take a large cheese pizza with extra cheese please.
Person B: No dad, I can’t shit for a week if we get that pizza

by BipolarUnicorn2 March 27, 2020

Ghost Poo or Ghost Shit

When you take a shit and wipe your ass and the paper is clean as if you didn't shit

A Ghost Poo or Ghost Shit is defined as:
Hey, I just took a Ghost Poo, because when I wiped my ass, the paper was still clean

by Desert Shark April 15, 2022

Shit Maxing

Shitting all of the shit out your asscrack

Dill: I feel bowels feel so empty after shit maxing
Randy: wtf is a shit maxing
Dill: fuck off

by TottalyEpicGamer69 May 6, 2024

Shit on a Furry Day

On the 10th of January, you are legally and morally allowed to shit on a furry no matter where or when.

Person 1: Dude, it was Shit on a Furry Day yesterday and I accidentally shat on three, when I meant to only shit on one!
Person 2: Damn bro

by mansocoolamiright January 8, 2023

shit prince

A shit prince is similar to a fuckboi, the only exception being they are oblivious to how idiotic they are making themselves look.

Pleb 1: Why did I get marked wrong on this? Only retards think that SAO is bad.

Shit Prince: Because your opinion is wrong.

Pleb 2: Don't be a shit prince.

by Extra Spicy Dunkaroo Squad June 18, 2016

dumb as shit

referring to any organism that can move and is also very stupid

Me: that guy is dumb as shit
That guy: :(

by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022

Shit-bag

A person that is seemingly nice in the beginning of a relationship but ends up cheating, abusing (both physically and verbally), and showing complete degradation of one's significant other. Usually has intellectual capacity and most likely works a simple job requiring little responsibility possibly in the military. Someon who purposefully breaks multiple laws and expects to get away with them only to act shocked when caught. Shows great laziness in most cases and little drive to do better in life.

Hey that fire fighter is a shit-bag he gets off every other day but refuses to use that free time to better himself or work a second job.

by Iyadsyas September 29, 2015