you can't make this shit up

A Situation where something is unbelievable that it feel likes it couldn't be real

you can't make this shit up bro

by NorthBoy99 August 8, 2025

Shit sticks

Noun. Anal sex in which there is feces on the male's dick(stick) when pulled out.
See also: Dooky sticks

My man fucked me in the ass so hard girl! He got the shit sticks.

by BedheadRedd June 8, 2017

Dumb shit

A very powerful way to call somebody dumb or a shitty person. You can also say bakageta tawagoto

He is such a dumb shit.

by Shinven July 27, 2022

That shit wack fr

When something just plain SUCKS for real

Person 1: "Yo have you heard about premarital sex?"
Person 2: "Yeah that shit wack fr

by Nc13 May 20, 2019

Take your face for a shit

A more assertive version of “wind your neck in” or “have a word with yourself”

“This albums so over-rated”

“Nah it’s banging mate you need to take your face for a shit”

by TheOceanNew July 21, 2023

Shit Lips

something you call someone when they are being annoying

get fucked shit lips!

by trump is my daddy March 11, 2021

Shit-shark

A shit-shark is a term for a white chick that only fucks nigs. Often they think it’s somehow moral, or makes them more worldly, but it just makes no self-respecting white man want to touch her in the future.

Debbie may look alright, but I heard she was a total shit-shark in the last town she lives in.

by CommieKilla4Life December 26, 2020