Schrödinger's shit

1. When you want to fart, but you don’t know if it’s a fart or shit.
2. When you’ve already closed the lid after taking a shit, but you’re not sure if you actually flushed.
3. When you take a shit, close the lid, and then flush, but you’re not sure if the shit actually went down

Oh boy, that hurts, but I’m not taking my chance with Schrödinger's shit.

I know I flushed, but that was a pretty massive log. Better check on Schrödinger's shit.

by Amiricle February 7, 2023

Shit up

Something that a retard called Brian does

Brian shit up

Can you type probably

Look it up

by Ninja.gfx November 25, 2018

go shit yourself

it does not have meanings

Just go shit yourself

(That sentences doesn't make sense)

by harmi0101 March 2, 2024

Level 6 shit

A good shit where you saw another human.

I had a level 6 shit when I accidentally left the bathroom door open one time.

by Kringle_ May 28, 2022

In Your Shit

Being overwhelmed by, consumed by, or largely occupied with an emotion; typically, but not strictly, used to describe negative emotional states, or heavy pondering.

my friend, honbon, is in her shit rn fr! i told her “you’re in your shit right now fr!”

by gmangriss August 21, 2022

shit im gonna run out of battery

what you say when your device is at 2% battery holy shit

jamie: "hey wanna chat?"
josh: "no my battery is at fucking 2% my device is gonna fucking die shit im gonna run out of battery"
jamie: "im actually osama bin laden back from death and my hiding spot is in your mom"

by grpo January 30, 2025

shit from a butt

When you say something is shit, but you really wanna emphasize it.

Kevin: Dude, did you see how badly the Washington Wizards lost against the Thunder last night?

Daniel: Yeah, that team is literal shit from a butt.

by conflict dude February 24, 2024