piece of shit

1. a complete waste of humanity a good-for-nothing a jerk an asshole
2. something of poor quality or straight-up defective junk, trash, garbage

1.Jake is a complete piece of shit
2.this car is a piece of shit

by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 July 7, 2020

Shit-bag

A person that is seemingly nice in the beginning of a relationship but ends up cheating, abusing (both physically and verbally), and showing complete degradation of one's significant other. Usually has intellectual capacity and most likely works a simple job requiring little responsibility possibly in the military. Someon who purposefully breaks multiple laws and expects to get away with them only to act shocked when caught. Shows great laziness in most cases and little drive to do better in life.

Hey that fire fighter is a shit-bag he gets off every other day but refuses to use that free time to better himself or work a second job.

by Iyadsyas September 29, 2015

Crunchy ape shit

A shit an ape shits out that crystalized over time and turns rotten

There's a crunchy ape shit in the zoo

by Soviet nazi ape July 15, 2024

Ghost Poo or Ghost Shit

When you take a shit and wipe your ass and the paper is clean as if you didn't shit

A Ghost Poo or Ghost Shit is defined as:
Hey, I just took a Ghost Poo, because when I wiped my ass, the paper was still clean

by Desert Shark April 15, 2022

I can’t shit for a week

When you eat something so cheesy that it plugs your asshole till next week.

Person A: I’ll take a large cheese pizza with extra cheese please.
Person B: No dad, I can’t shit for a week if we get that pizza

by BipolarUnicorn2 March 27, 2020

Drunk ass shit

The person who comes already a little drunk and just wants to get mor drunk. They're the loud and clumsiest one.

Example 1:

PERSON1- Kaycee is acting so crazy tonight.
PERSON2- I think she is way to drunk.
KAYCEE- hey guys I'm drunk ass shit.

by MrsPAYNE21 June 12, 2015

Shit on a Furry Day

On the 10th of January, you are legally and morally allowed to shit on a furry no matter where or when.

Person 1: Dude, it was Shit on a Furry Day yesterday and I accidentally shat on three, when I meant to only shit on one!
Person 2: Damn bro

by mansocoolamiright January 8, 2023