Broke Dick

Someone or something that has little to offer. “ What the fuck? Look at that broke dick with that hot girl” or “ that restaurant is so broke dick. The food sucks and it’s full of dudes”

“What the fuck? Look at that broke dick with that hot girl” or “ that restaurant is so broke dick. The food sucks and it’s full of dudes”

by Willy Wiskers July 9, 2023

Kitchen Milk Dick

(KMD) - The penises natural state. A flaccid phallus with no expectation of being seen or interacted with.

I just saw Draven get out of the shower and he was rocking a total kitchen milk dick.

by Jack2748 March 22, 2025

Dirty Dick Licker

A term used to describe someone who has wronged you or simply has licked a dirty dick!

That bitch at the bar kicked my stool out from under me and yelled “Jenga.” What a dirty dick licker.

by Sarcastica69 March 21, 2022

Dick

Mezzbrix

Mezzbrixs loves when his dick goes up when he sees lemonpanda11

by Mezzbrix July 22, 2020

pickle dick

A dick that is bumpy

Robert has a pickle dick I saw when he wipped it ou.

by Gorillagrip55555 June 28, 2022

mobile dick

When you are long distanced, and you send your girl a picture of your penis

Girl: Send me a dick pic
Guy: I'll send you that mobile dick

by sTaYd0Wn April 10, 2016

Dick with a Degree

Uses his degree to condescend to everyone around him. Most times the information is inaccurate and easily verifiable via the internet.

"Sorry about Ryan. I just googled it and grapes don't actually grow underground. He's just another dick with a degree."

by starspawnofcthulu February 15, 2018