Shit Chat

The act of texting on your phone while taking on the toilet, taking a dump.

I was shit chatting with Rob about our plans for this weekend.

by MadMikey December 28, 2017

Shit-chat

When an inebriated person cannot stop rambling.

Don’t take anything Melissa said seriously. She is just shit-chatting.

by Gigi the Gew August 31, 2019

Shit list

A list of people you are going to take a shit on

Person A: Noooo please don’t shit on me

Person B: sorry I have to I put you on my shit list

by Fishtitties August 25, 2020

teleporting shit

The act of shit in one toilet and wiping in another

I just took a teleporting shit at work, they had to close one stall and clean another

by ShatmanCruthers February 24, 2024

Woahly shit

When the bois are playing a game and something great happens, or some bullshit happens.

Fuze started fuzing the objective. “Woahly shit get out of here” - Pickycamel

by sw_eet_T March 14, 2021

DEEP SHIT.

When performing deep RECTALINGUS and you still can't reach the SHIT with your tongue.

SCOTT today I keep sucking and sucking your BUTTHOLE deep but you must have done DEEP SHIT. as I still can't reach my meal.

by PEDOPHILE SANDBOX August 19, 2021

deep shit

some shit you really don't wanna be in

You in some deep shit now son

by ._the.br21 May 08, 2020