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School

If you hate school, please read this.

While going to school may feel unpleasant, you still have to go there so you can have a brighter future.

Now, let me debunk some beliefs/rumors.

“School teaches useless information”
Well, that ‘useless information’ is going to be useful at some point in your life.

“School is worse than a prison”
Have you EVER been to a real prison before?

“I can be doing what I like instead of wasting 7 hours in school”
More like you’re going to play video games for seven or more hours…

“I have to wake up INSANELY early”
According to scientists, waking up early can actually get you ready for the day and maintain good health.

So… School may be a waste, but your life will be more of a waste if you don’t attend it.

Pick one:

LIKE: Horrible life now
DISLIKE: Horrible life in the next 70 or so years
Dumb person: OH I HATE SCHOOL SO MUCH, YOU HAVE TO WASTE SEVEN CRAPPY HOURS IN THAT PRISON!!1!1!1!1!!!

Me: School can actually give you a better future…

Dumb person: YEAH RIGHT!!! IMMA DO WHAT I LIKE INSTEAD!!!

*12 years later*

Me: *Owns a big company*

Dumb person: AYO!! HOW DID U GET A POSITION LIKE THAT?!?

Me: I attended school everyday and studied very hard. What position do YOU have?

Dumb person: I WORK AS A BURGER KING CASHIER, I HATE IT!!! I WANT A POSITION LIKE YOU!!!

Me: Well, that’s too bad… You should’ve went to school…
by asdfgpoiuymnbvczlsgeywhehff February 25, 2022
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ecclesfield school

A school. They often set acceptable amount of work, but as of the COVID-19 lockdown, they set double of that amount often to keep them busy.

Little do they know, the amount of work can put too much stress on students’ shoulders-
Online Friend: “Which school do you go to?”

Ecclesfield students: “I go to Ecclesfield School, it’s rough though.
by You Need To Wake Up.. July 3, 2020
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School

A piece of hell that was dragged up by satan himself because it was too harsh. It will stamp out your individuality and force you to become a mindless drone just like the rest who have already fallen. rebels the last bastion of people who refuse to be stomped on by the government
Jason: Why is there a prison in our neighborhood?
David: no that's just juvie but for innocent people, school
by corperation November 2, 2021
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Dillard high school

The type of school were the band sucks dick and they fuck in the band room and smock weed in class and suck girls titties in class they football team ass and they dance team suck hella dick
by Cumonmyfacedaddy October 7, 2021
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Egan Junior High School

Ok ok Egan was good and all but then my crush denied my invitation ;;--;;; i asked why and she said 'bcuz ur ugly' and everyone in the school argeed. the teachers did nothing to stop bullying andmy feelnigs got hurt. they could have done a bette rjob teaching BUT nO they Didnt. :(((
Billy: Is Egan Junior High School good?
Gerald: No lol
by Kpop Pitbull360 June 2, 2021
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Portsmouth high school

Portsmouth high school where all white boys think they hard, throw gang signs, wear Raghu clothing, and walk With a strut
Everyone at Portsmouth high school think they hard
by Johnhitcock October 11, 2019
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