No Shit Sherlock

You say it when someone points out something everyone already knows, like they just cracked a mystery… but they really didn’t.

Friend: “t’s raining, that’s why the ground is wet.

You: No shit Sherlock.

by Zaididdy January 3, 2026

Hide and go shit

When you sit on the lavvy and suddenly don't need, stand up and leave before the immediate need for a shite. Usually a big runny one after too many sprouts

My stomach was playing hide and go shit

by Andy1986. January 3, 2026

Shit from a Butt

What was, what is, & what will be.

It’s all Shit from a Butt.

by Schnazzle G January 5, 2026

Shit Gets Shittier

When things get shittier.

P1: Bro hows that test?
P2: Man shit gets shittier with every word :(

by JoeDucking January 6, 2026

Croc of Shit

A shoe (preferably crocs) that has been shit in by a dog or another person. It also feels really weird and disgusting when you put them on.

The other day, the Shit Goblin struck again when I went to put on my shoes. Instead, I got a Croc of Shit.

by all-hail-cthulhu January 6, 2026

Shit cunt

His a fucking shit cunt

Your a shit cunt

by Big dick back in town November 23, 2021

Dillree shit rocket

The act of a large science teacher rapidly shoving his fist into his anus until it becomes gaping; then aiming anus in the air, they shit everywhere

Honey you aren’t very good in bed we should try the dillree shit rocket

by Goon master January 16, 2025