pluck my own sparrows

Waxing your testicles

If this lockdown lasts much longer I'll be forced to pluck my own sparrows

by hooblemeyer February 12, 2021

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My Bakora Dora Lora

when you feel quirky

Oh, My Bakora Dora Lora how are you doing?

by LAKORA February 14, 2021

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you have my word

When somebody steals your office 365 account.

Guy: HEY YOU HAVE MY WORD!

by hey i did something productive February 15, 2021

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fat dildo in my pussy

the thing I do to your bitch every Monday, Thursday and Friday afternoon

" hey can you put that fat dildo in my pussy please"

by peachesandstrawbarrys February 16, 2021

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Scissor me timbers!

Ohh fuck yeah

Thats titts

Good job

I just got off loaded

I passed you at disposal

Thats suxual as fuck

I got 9 loads

Take it easy

Thanks for the beer

Your trees look good

Your truck is fixed

Ans so on and so forth

You semi-is fixed and ready to go- timmy my nipps

by Timmy my nipps February 16, 2021

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my man not man

My "man not man" replaces the super irritating "its complicated" status and also expands on ambiguous relationships. My man not man could be a friends with benefits, a recent break up that didn't quite stick so you're still talking a little, being barely married, dissatisfaction with the relationship you're in, or any other semi-relationship.

Me: You are never going to guess what happened today.
Her: What?

Me: My phone butt dialed my man not man today. We never talk on the phone - just text. So -

Her: Wait butt dialed today - it's Valentine's Day!
Me: Oh shit you're right! This is a disaster!

by Siouxsie Supertramp February 17, 2021

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