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Wet Garden

Synonym for vagina. Can be used to replace some of those filthy words so that you can talk about vagina anywhere and at any time. Typically used to explain why one was late or why one can't make a certain event.
I'm sorry I couldn't make the party, I was tending to my wife's wet garden.

I missed the funeral, I was knees deep in my wife's wet garden all afternoon.

I would have came to the barmitzvah had I not been digging in the wet garden.

I wonder what an alien's wet garden looks like. Probably slimy.

He had to make an appointment for the clinic, he caught something working in the wet garden without a glove on.

My wet garden needs tending to, it's starting to dry up.
by NastyNally April 22, 2011
mugGet the Wet Gardenmug.

Wet Business

1. Did you see how that Taco Bell cashier looked at me? She wanted to give me the Wet Business!

2. Why does it smell like Baducey in the back of your car? Did you give someone the Wet Business here?
by Strange80nv September 5, 2012
mugGet the Wet Businessmug.

Wet pepe

Wet Pepe is analogous to the dirty sanchez. It is a moustache made up of vaginal and cervical fluid (aka vag juice). After digitally stimulating his bride, a man may then smear the content on her upper lip. Alternatively, a woman may may smear said contents on her partners upper lip. In this way, it is a gender-neutral paraphilic act delighting with the ability to delight both chauvinists and feminists alike.

Nota bene: if the woman is known to have cervicitis or vaginitis (chlamydia, trichomoniasis, etc.) this is more properly referred to as an infected wet Pepe
Last night I was Netflix and chilling with Rachel. Just doing my thing and bitch gave me a surprise wet Pepe.
by OBgynkenobi May 7, 2016
mugGet the Wet pepemug.

Wet Spanky

The act of sticking a used condom inside a woman's anus, allowing it to marinate inside her anal cavity for up to 10 minutes, removing it, and then slapping her in the face with the condom.
Gabriel gave Emily a wet spanky after their sexual intercourse.

Adam pleasured Eve, and then proceeded to give her a wet spanky.
by Jabriel Guan June 18, 2011
mugGet the Wet Spankymug.

Wet O’Clock

It is wet o’clock because our romanian friend hasnt gone to bed yet
by Hurtwell May 13, 2019
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Wet Chalupa

Brandi was morbidly afraid of her wet chalupa.
by groc guru October 26, 2010
mugGet the Wet Chalupamug.

wet line

going into the bush or behind a tree to urinate
looks like stan is putting in a wet line
by Renshaw30 July 12, 2009
mugGet the wet linemug.

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