yankin my wank

A term used to define when someone is playfully teasing you.
"oh you. You're just yankin my wank!"
by Stormon mormon April 09, 2015
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Swiss Wank Account

An extra secure place in your mind to draw from when you're rubbing one out.
She is so hot! I'm putting her in my Swiss Wank Account.
by ^^!$#@ April 30, 2019
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Chinese Arse Wank

Like a tittie wank, but with arse, better with lots of lube.

First dates back to Ancient China, ~1200 BC

The "Diang Wong" dynasty were the first to discove rand learn the ways of the Chinese Arse Wank. Most of the masterful knowledge of the chinese arsewank was lost in the great antiquity, however the legend and myth lives on and people still attempt to practice.
"I had mad sex last night, she even me a chinese arse wank, it was mad"
by Nine Milz March 21, 2018
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Wanking like a duck

Wanking like a duck is a common pun involving the resemblance between the pronunciation of the word "wank" and the cry of a duck.
It means that someone often speaks with a nasal voice.
- Where's my cow? (in a redneck manner)
- Hey man, stop wanking like a duck!
by tbop January 10, 2011
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wanking while banking

what are you doing bro

wanking bro
okay bro

actually bro im wanking while banking

thats deep bro
by gayduringmay April 16, 2020
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Wacky wank wednesday

A game where every Wednesday you search weird porn and go to the around the 100th page on google. Who knows what you'll get.
Person 1: Are who doing wacky wank wednesday today?
Person 2: Of course
by MandibleHand March 11, 2019
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Poppa wank dick

A nigga named Ed that pulls his dick with a horse slong and he sperms in his mom´ma all night and he cum's on a rusted tractor and likes getting Alabama hot pockets he likes fucking donuts we also call him question mark.He is a dirty Mexican .And person named Ed that is a gay faggot that fucks his sisters because he is bored of fucking his mother he also uses a horse slong .
Quit being a poppa wank dick before you get in trouble.
by poppa wank dick December 01, 2017
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