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turtleing

Sorry I'm so late, but the kids were turtleing this morning. Or....quit turtleing! I'm ready to go!
by Juliahh August 14, 2006
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turtle-ist

One who turtles proffessionally, similar to a rapist but around the back
The Manchester turtle-ist strikes again!
by Luke May 27, 2006
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Turtle Status

when you are waiting on someone to deliver something or drop something off and they are taking for ever to show up or call back.
when murph says he will be over in 10 minutes to give you the money he owes you and still hasn't called and hour later. fucking TURTLE STATUS.
by 321firefunk January 9, 2010
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Awkward turtle

This is the mascot for an awkward moment.

It is done by placeing your hands on top of each other, and spining your thumbs forward in a circular motion. This creats the creature know as awkward turtle.

Unlike American sign language this actually is the sign for turtle in British sign language.
YOU

"You only get Aids from sexing up monkeys"

PERSON SITTING NEXT TO YOU

"I have Aids"

YOU

"haha awkward turtle"
by kat123xx August 20, 2011
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turtle

by Kevin Costner January 19, 2004
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turtle sex

to masturbate with a turtle object

Such as a turtle pencil, stuffed turtle, turtle keychain, a real turtle.
Kristen: Where's Mert?
Lafundah: Oh he'll be late, he's having turtle sex again....
by keggerthebegger January 15, 2008
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