A person who has a massive digestive disorder resulting in excessive gaseous explosions and pieces of shit smelling like rotten flesh. Hence, the combined propulsion of gas and a solid makes a shit blower the perfect weapon.
"holy mother fuck what in the hell? how did Jimmy get shit on the 3rd floor?"
"goddamn it nigga didn't you know Jimmy is a badass mother fuckin shit blower? DAYUMM SONN!"
"goddamn it nigga didn't you know Jimmy is a badass mother fuckin shit blower? DAYUMM SONN!"
by ninjapisser January 29, 2009
Get the Shit Blowermug. by ScotyD July 17, 2017
Get the kickstand shitmug. Used in EMS and ER settings. Things are rolling along smoothly until a certain person arrives, then all the weird calls start or we get extremely busy. That person is the Shit Magnet. Most Shit Magnets already are aware of their condition to attract
problems for everyone or the entire department or crew.
problems for everyone or the entire department or crew.
by RSQYOU May 23, 2012
Get the Shit Magnetmug. A bowel movement where everything goes according to plan. One continuous 'log' is dropped with no discomfort. The clincher: when you wipe, there is nothing on the TP.
by Kurt B. November 3, 2005
Get the Perfect Shitmug. by Christel March 25, 2007
Get the bat shitmug. by garyb January 9, 2006
Get the shit skinmug. A point in time at which all parts of life and all possible choices/options seem like total shit. As if you were standing in front of a buffet where every dish was a different style of shit.
Fried shit, sauteed shit, shit flambee, shit au gratin, shit con carne, shit with hoisin sauce.
Fried shit, sauteed shit, shit flambee, shit au gratin, shit con carne, shit with hoisin sauce.
I'm late for work because my car won't start, i can't call because my phone is in the house, i locked myself OUT of the house, and nobody is home. Great, now its raining. What a shit buffet.
by Hoot Hollway December 15, 2008
Get the Shit buffetmug.