Toilet carton

A carton that you shit in if you don't have a toilet

Dude I don't have a toilet so I'll use this toilet carton

by Leora27 July 9, 2017

Nacho Toilet

When one hogs the bathroom after having eaten mexican food.

"Last call to go to the bathroom because this is about to be nacho toilet."

by Soda366 February 13, 2014

Im gonna go clog the toilet

The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect

You: Ight lad Im gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll

by Jamalbigwiener January 9, 2024

toilet cookies

a large disk shaped poop usually extemely painful and hard to push out... floats in water

"Damn i think my anus is bleeding from those toilet cookies i made i think i need a rim job

by u shit fuck January 4, 2012

Toilet Twix

The candy bar you eat on the toilet.

Ew, you disgust me!! Toilet Twix is just an innocent phrase for eating sweets on the toilet and has nothing to do with scat play!! Dirty bastard!!

by Sarcia26 February 6, 2022

i love skibidi toilet

did you know that if you wake up at 3am and go to the kitchen and scream, "I LOVE SKIBIDI TOILET!!!", 1000 times, a mysterious figure called "ur mom" will absolutely beat the shit out of you

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by average zackdfilms be like November 9, 2025

School toilet stalls

The most likely spot to be see a scene of two gay guys/girls having sex down at the bottom of the toilet.

I went to the School toilet stalls to find a new sex buddy.

by ANimal CrossinG man March 26, 2022