GAMER

G: Gay
A: And
M: Mentally
E: Entitled
as a
R: Retard

Gamer: Gay and Mentally Entitled as a Retard

by VPex April 30, 2022

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Hopeless Gamer Romantic

Someone who is in love with the idea of meeting someone on an online video game and then falling in love with each other.

"A hopeless romantic? Nah I'm more of a hopeless GAMER romantic!"

by Celtric May 4, 2022

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Creatures that scream a lot and haven’t touched grass in 10 years. They're mostly found in dark rooms staring at a bright, glowing box. It is rare to spot one in an area other than it’s natural habitat, but you can recognize one by their hunched, shrimp-like back. Gamers are mostly harmless creatures, but can be very loud in hostile situations. If you come in counter with one you should follow the “if I don’t mess with it, it won’t mess with me” rule. They will however try their very best not to come in contact with you. They are somehow, not endangered species despite their failures to find a mate. When males come in contact with a female of their species they often are surprised to find one. So surprised that they can’t comprehend it and end up running away. Gamers are also the loudest organisms to ever exist. Your ears may or not bleed if they here the screams.

Person 1: You’re a gamer
Person 2: yeah.
Person 1: go touch grass.
Person 3: hey! Gamers are cool people!

by ej_likes_cats May 4, 2022

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