Sweaty Canadian

Just like the Peruvian sweaty ball trick but with maple syrup.

She had low blood sugar so I saved her life using the Sweaty Canadian.

by BorisFitton July 21, 2022

canadian timmy

Premarital sex with a Canadian black chick, and after you get Timmys.

"Eh bud what did you do over the weekend? "

"Oh I did the Canadian Timmy with that Canadian chick off tinder"

by TrippyD23 July 21, 2022

Canadian Chili Dog

When someone spreads your ass cheeks and sticks your ass to a cold pole in the middle of winter.

Ed: Did you hear?! Jason totally did a Canadian Chili Dog
Barry: Ya I heard… his mom had to come and bring him a bowl of boiling water to luge down the pole so his butthole wouldn’t tear!

by DerykS. July 24, 2022

Canadian King

Derek is the king of Canada and the internal ruler of it

The Canadian king will rule forever over Canada and it’s many allies

by The Canada king July 26, 2022

Canadian

A financially-dumb person who probably invests in crypto or some sort of virtual money.

Person 1: Hey, look, it’s a Canadian!
Person 2: Yup, can’t believe he’s holding his hat out begging for money. I wonder what happened to him…

by DavidTheDev July 28, 2022

Canadian Twerking

A vigorous back and forth movement of the hips while wearing primarily denim clothing or full overalls. Frequently performed by Caucasian males with significant unearned confidence.

Did you see Sam Canadian twerking sanding that wood block

by Bexthevex August 2, 2022

Canadian Cigarette

A cigarette that has been dipped in formaldehyde. Typically smoked after hash and shatter.

Mark enjoyed too many Canadian Cigarettes, and now he needs a cytoplasm transplant.

by ————-Webster———- June 15, 2022