A text that lulls someone with read receipts into a false sense of security with the iMessage preview thinking they can safely assume what the rest says, but the second half of the text is the real message.
My friend takes FOREVER to reply unless I send a Trojan horse text:
“I need to tell you something. Ever since the day I first met you, I have always loved how our friendship has been strictly platonic. Can you give me a ride to the airport tomorrow?”
“I need to tell you something. Ever since the day I first met you, I have always loved how our friendship has been strictly platonic. Can you give me a ride to the airport tomorrow?”
by MinnesotaMan612 September 13, 2022
Get the Trojan horse textmug. The act of inserting one of those fancy waterproof cell phones into the anus, and proceeding to send it text messages, thus creating a makeshift anal vibrator.
Also see "pink texting"
Also see "pink texting"
Example 1:
Dude 2- "Today my mom asked to borrow my waterproof cell phone. I mentioned she already had one but she demanded that she use mine. When I got it back, I noticed I was in a group chat with my mom's phone and another phone I didn't recognize. There were nothing but blank messages. I'm afraid her pink texting has escalated to simultaneous brown texting.
Dude 1- "Dude, your mom is one horny woman"
Dude 2- "Today my mom asked to borrow my waterproof cell phone. I mentioned she already had one but she demanded that she use mine. When I got it back, I noticed I was in a group chat with my mom's phone and another phone I didn't recognize. There were nothing but blank messages. I'm afraid her pink texting has escalated to simultaneous brown texting.
Dude 1- "Dude, your mom is one horny woman"
by J A Aloysiusz July 14, 2014
Get the brown textingmug. Before your in a seriously dating you may be texting.Where you cam flirt but have none of the commitment of a real relashionship
by Crazy bitch 7893 July 29, 2019
Get the Textingmug. by Cottonfacedniggerboy December 31, 2017
Get the High Textingmug. Matt: "So you think you want to go out to a movie tonight and maybe afterward come over to my place?"
Kyle: "wtf?"
Matt: "oh shit. Srry man I brown texted u."
Kyle: "oh. Its cool."
Kyle: "wtf?"
Matt: "oh shit. Srry man I brown texted u."
Kyle: "oh. Its cool."
by KLStokes January 20, 2010
Get the Brown Textmug. by roflolmao haha June 24, 2018
Get the Trauma Textmug. "text rejected"
When you send an extremley serious or meaningfull. text/sext and the person you're texting hasnt responded for over 10 minutes.
usually followed by re-texting the person you sent the text to and saying "yeah, my phone is dying anyways. gtg."
and acting like they were just about to text you back.
When you send an extremley serious or meaningfull. text/sext and the person you're texting hasnt responded for over 10 minutes.
usually followed by re-texting the person you sent the text to and saying "yeah, my phone is dying anyways. gtg."
and acting like they were just about to text you back.
guy1: oh FUCK! Big bertha just sent me a sext!
guy2: big bertha? oh shit, what are you gonna do?
guy1: im gonna text-ject her... wait shes texting me again..oh apparently her phone is dying anway.
*****
big bertha: damn, i totally got text-jected!
guy2: big bertha? oh shit, what are you gonna do?
guy1: im gonna text-ject her... wait shes texting me again..oh apparently her phone is dying anway.
*****
big bertha: damn, i totally got text-jected!
by damngurldamn55 October 25, 2011
Get the text-jectedmug.