by terabytee January 26, 2022
Me: So what's your sexuality?
Dumb Ass: Super straight
Me: Get the fuck away from me transphobic bitch
Dumb Ass: Super straight
Me: Get the fuck away from me transphobic bitch
by annaa.rosee March 11, 2021
A term used by transphobes to mask their bigotry as a sexual orientation. These people tend to be so insecure of their sexuality that they wouldn't even date a cisgender that has a hairstyle that could be remotely construed as being the wrong gender, just incase the person might be transgender. Almost always misgenders transgender people.
by Digital Alchemi March 23, 2021
what is a straight male you ask? well, a straight male is like a parasite, only worse. imagine a floating piece of bacteria walking around with invalid opinions that dont matter. well that is in fact a straight male.
straight male? wtf no
by fxctonlybae May 09, 2021
The awkward dance between two people when one of them goes in for the big kiss and the other pulls away.
In this case, unlike in normal chicken, the one that fails to pull away first is the loser.
In this case, unlike in normal chicken, the one that fails to pull away first is the loser.
Logan really likes Caitlin, but she just wants to be friends. After the dance the other night, he tried to go in for a kiss and ended up losing straight chicken.
by Ikonaka April 26, 2009
When you, a straight person, are only attracted to gays and lesbians. Not to be confused with super straight, as ultra straight can still be attracted to trans.
by SomeLeftHandedCuck March 17, 2021
A person who identifies as straight but is open to or actively has sexual relations with someone of the same gender. The term stems from a widely used internet joke in which one person mentions somebody being straight and another person responds “so is spaghetti until it gets wet” ergo, meaning these people are straight until it comes to sex.
Person 1: Did you hear Matt hooked up with Jared last night? And all this time I thought he was straight…
Person 2: Well he is straight, just spaghetti straight
Person 2: Well he is straight, just spaghetti straight
by Goofy Snake January 08, 2022