What my dog leaves for me to step into when I mow the lawn.
What you never want to step in while getting out of the taxi; or anywhere else -- especially when late for a job interview.
What you never want to step in while getting out of the taxi; or anywhere else -- especially when late for a job interview.
I was deploying my umbrella, getting off the bus this morning and landed in the freshest pile of shoe candy!
by The Reptiles and I May 18, 2023
Get the Shoe Candy mug.When a person gets a brand new pair of shoes and they at all costs avoid activities that could damage or stain the pair.
The victim will take extreme measures to protect their shoes, sometimes going as far as harming others.
The effect usually wears off after the first few scuffs and stains, or after a month or two.
The victim will take extreme measures to protect their shoes, sometimes going as far as harming others.
The effect usually wears off after the first few scuffs and stains, or after a month or two.
Person 1: "Sorry man, I can't go hiking this week, I got the brand new $700 Jayden 4's and I'm all out of plastic shoe covers"
Person 2: "Damn, you must be suffering from New Shoe Syndrome"
Person 1: "You don't understand mate, these are more valuable to me than my family"
Person 2: "Damn, you must be suffering from New Shoe Syndrome"
Person 1: "You don't understand mate, these are more valuable to me than my family"
by JimboTheFake June 18, 2023
Get the New Shoe Syndrome mug.by Abigail King June 4, 2024
Get the Shoes mug.Something you call somebody when they first get knew shoes, but you aren't used to seeing them in those shoes, so they kind of look like a duck to you.
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Get the skibidi toilet gyatt Ohio Kai cenat 1 2 buckle my shoe! mug.shoe is the opposite of cap, shoe represents truth and non-lying in response to someone calling something cap.
friend 1: “bro i just rizzed up a shawty”
friend 2: “that’s cap bro we know how you rizz up girls the last one you literally called a babygorilla”
friend 1: “it’s not cap bro it’s literally shoe”
friend 2: “what the hell are you talking about”
friend 2: “that’s cap bro we know how you rizz up girls the last one you literally called a babygorilla”
friend 1: “it’s not cap bro it’s literally shoe”
friend 2: “what the hell are you talking about”
by goobie! June 23, 2024
Get the Shoe mug.The Arabian shoe tie is a torture method that consists of skinning someone’s foot to expose veins and nerves then carefully tying the veins and nerves like a shoe lace.
You could also extend this and make it a challenge to try and untie the veins and nerves.
You could also extend this and make it a challenge to try and untie the veins and nerves.
by Cleveland steamroll guy June 25, 2024
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