Sausage Scramble

The odd mix of horny dudes and desperate drunk girls looking to hook-up after the bar closes

She went home with him after the usual sausage scramble post-bars

by newtonsApple June 14, 2012

Booty Sausage

A sausage that is meant for the booty. Rather it be a Penis or a Dildo, or a Vibrator, or an actual Sausage/Hotdog

Example 1: I sat on a Booty Sausage last night and it left me filled with cum. Example 2: I had played with a Booty Sausage as my boyfriend did not give me enough pleasure.

by TheConQueefTador September 19, 2025

Gentleman's sausage

A gentleman's sausage is a polite (usually British slang) word for a penis.

"I don't want your hand up near my gentleman's sausage!"

by AiryGoats March 28, 2024

roman sausage

In HDVPASS FILTHY SASHA GREY DOES ANAL AND ATM on pornhub, 06:11 most people mishear 'fucking ruin Sasha's ass' as 'stuff that roman sausage in my ass'.

Sasha Grey: Stuff that roman sausage in my ass.

by Narunt June 21, 2018

sausage dildo

Shitting into a condom, tying it off, and using it as a dildo

"I used a sausage dildo, since I left my personal one at home"

by LittlePip3287 August 25, 2016

sausage special

Two small sausages , regular chips and a can of coke from Uncle G’s fish and chips in Weston-Super-Mare

Fuckin’ hell , I am starving , best get me a sausage special.

by westonfish July 3, 2019

Sausage suprise

A beautiful dish comprising of a sausage base, custard middle and spray cream top. This eloquent desert originated from Bristol UK.

Can you please make sausage suprise

by Michael cumcock September 21, 2023