River Peter

When your peter shrinks in size, due to getting wet by water.
We went rafting and we all got river peter
by littleroger February 04, 2025
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sweaty peter

A sweaty peter is a person who always seems to sweat through his pants and has a nice thick sweat triangle and no matter how many layers or things he does to avoid this, but denies it you call him out claiming he just sat in pee or spilled a little grapefruit juice on his heiny.
Dude Alec is such a SWEATY PETER he legit has a splash zone on his ass
by Mr.Morrill November 24, 2023
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Hans Peter

"Hans Peter" is a vaginal condition. It can be found in a range of different countries where it grows and thrives. It has a fishy smell and is usually a series of fish-like scales growing inside the vaginal cavity. The condition is often seen in big black African women, and it can be transmitted by air.
Oh girl, smells like u have got some seeeerious Hans Peter going on down there, you should go have it checked.
by Biggie wiggie May 21, 2019
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peter pubert

some may refer to him as the door gremlin
don't mess with peter pubert, he'll take your doors
by smamskinskonskonsk November 07, 2020
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Peter Collis

To fail at an amazingly easy task, or (in contrast) to succeed in an amazingly difficult one. Mostly refers to sports.

Generally said whilst tapping one's nose or raising arms at a 90degree angle triumphantly.
1 - Two blokes are playing billiards. Bloke 1 has the 8 ball a centimetre from the top right pocket.

Bloke 1: You might as well cough up that $10 now, mate.
*Bloke 1 buggers up the shot*
Bloke 1: I can't believe I did that.
Bloke 2: That's a Peter Collis *taps nose* if I ever saw one.

2 - Two blokes are playing golf.

Bloke 1: Oh man, I'm getting slaughtered here. I hate this hole.
*Bloke 1 hits a hole in one*
Bloke 1: HA! PETER COLLIS! *raises arms triumphantly*
by zibzabzob January 17, 2011
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Peter Albertson

Peter Albertson is the definition of a unit. This man is sexy and outgoing and will take any risk. This man is not afraid to lose and will come out on top. Peter Albertson, might as well be god himself.
Someday I want to be like Peter Albertson
by Uvulaboi November 23, 2021
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peter neri

A boy that is very sexual most likely has a girlfriend with a boy name like Tyler or Jordan lives in the hood and talks about sex a lot and likes getting head
Ex: "man Peter Neri is lit fam"
U saw Peters girl tyler"
by Hit me harder March 09, 2017
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