Crystal Park

the sexiest girl in Gainesville Virginia
DAMMMMMMM that girl is soo fineeee
she needs to be a model or somethin forrealllllll i would put up a picture but i dont want all you pervs who look at this jackin off to her sexy asss...

DAYUM son look at that azn chick over there?
WAHHHHHHHHHHHH shes fineeeeeeeeeee
EY SHES MINE LEAVE HER ALONE!

by lover of crystal February 6, 2005

South park

The best show on earth that makes fun of society's ignorance

KENNYS DEAD!!
Best phrase from South Park

by Pope Urban Sam Wise The 1st February 12, 2017

Elm Park

'Dagenham's little brother'. This small town in east London famous for 'loutism' 'racism' and general 'chavism', Elm Park is possibly a place to be avoided although one may like to visit just to see what the true 'eastenders' are now getting up to.

Elm Park Station is on the District line of the London Underground network and is a central route for many bus services.

Elm Park is in the London borough of Havering, east London.

Elm Park is in the London borough of Havering, east London.

by Hendo Bendo July 15, 2011

parked VIP

A car parked across 2 or more spaces, preferable sideways.

Yo, did you see that Black TL? It's parked VIP.

by co1063 May 29, 2008

glenmore park

the original junkyville

Q: "Did you see those glenmore park junkies?"

A: " Yeah, they go on drugs."

by Pen 15land May 4, 2008

Fenway Park

A place in a man's mind completely devoid of sexual connotation. The image of this place is used to talk oneself down from an erection. When a man is in a public place and threatened with the onset of an erection, a Code Red is sounded in his mind. There has to be — ever at the ready — a place where his mind goes to that has nothing at all to do with sex. The place has to be familiar and engaging. The attributes of the scene can be as various as each man is unique. The most successful scenes are those so deeply non-sexual that it is nearly certain that no sexual associations can be made. It takes focus, but with some self-control, a man can usually get his shit together before his arousal becomes evident to the outside world.

Hitting a home run over the Green Monster: it's my Fenway Park. The crack of the bat, the cheer of the crowd, the bright lights, perfectly manicured grass...

by Ae5Ea8 April 4, 2015

Fenway Park

The home baseball stadium for the Boston Red Sox that is awkward for the following reasons: it features diminutive six-foot high dugouts, the only manual auxilary scoreboard in professional sports, a foul pole that resides in the middle of right field (nicknamed Pesky Pole in the 1950's), a giant green wall that resides in the middle of left field (nicknamed The Green Monster in 1947), stadium seats hanging over a Boston street (Lansdowne Street), and a bullpen in center field that is accessible to outfielders during play because of its short wall.

If ballparks were golf courses, Fenway Park would be a miniature golf course.

Red Sox fans love Fenway Park because it's almost as awkward as them . . . almost.

by Ereck Flowers December 25, 2010