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Penis Person

A genderless use of the word penisman or peniswoman.

A person that you wish wasn't around you.

A sarcastic use of the word might be used to address a friend.

Plural: Penis People
Jesus man, look at that stupid fucking penis person.

Are you kidding me you penis person?

I'm not partying with you....ya damn penis person.

Look at yourself. You're a fucking penis person!
by Tha Cannon February 24, 2010
mugGet the Penis Personmug.

Heart Penis

It's your other penis that you hide at first but when you feel more comfortable...you show it.
In the new comedy show, New Girl:
Nick says to Jessica: "It's OK, maybe you were right. Maybe i'm not ready for meaningless sex with beautiful women."
Jess says to Nick: "Well, you know, maybe when you are you'll be able to show her your other penis. You're heart penis."
Nick says to Jess: "Get out of my room."

Jess says: "OK." Then leaves his room sheepishly. LoL
And there you go :D
P.s. Watch this show, it's awesome!!
by Mish8 May 1, 2012
mugGet the Heart Penismug.

Penis-Factor

A term used in the expression of actions which would other wise be completely impossible for a woman to understand.

A term which covers all aspects of a mans life which are impossible for a woman to understand..


Created By 2 Inmature Teenagers back In The 90's Named David and Brad.. lol..
David, My wife doesn't understand that I think her sister is just so freaking hot, Jeremy, Yea, she just doesn't get the "Penis-Factor"..
by darkangelstear April 4, 2009
mugGet the Penis-Factormug.

Pygmy Penis

A very small penis scaled in proportion to a very small person, usually it takes a significant amount of hunting through a thick black forest to find the Pygmy Penis.
by Hammerette March 21, 2017
mugGet the Pygmy Penismug.

Penis Pooper

by Penis Pooper October 8, 2017
mugGet the Penis Poopermug.

penis car

Any flashy, expensive, and/or fast car that a man uses to make up for his small cock. Penis cars can also have big rims, big sound systems, expensive interier, and so on. Ferraris, Bugattis, Corvettes, Porsches, Dodge Vipers, Lamborghinis and Hummers are all penis cars. If you have a penis car, you should trade it in for a mid-size truck, but not a huge on as huge trucks are also penis cars. owners of penis cars are usually caught wearing tight jeans, white cowboy hats and American flag button down shirts.
Man #1: Hey girl, check out my hot new Vette. Hop in and we can share a bottle of Cristal.

Girl: You're obviously trying to make up for something. Go fuck your car's tailpipe if it's so hot.

Man #2: Hey girl, check out my rugged, not so new 1987 Ford Bronco. Hop in and we can share a bottle of Jack Daniels.

Girl: Take me away. I want you to be in me.
by stuart June 9, 2005
mugGet the penis carmug.

penis boat

when the penis of a man floats to the top of the water in a bath/pool/hot tub.
I was sitting in the bath trying to relax and my penis boat popped up.
mugGet the penis boatmug.

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