Calm your tits

An expression uttered when an individual reacts in an inappropriately excited manner to a given situation.

Jim: "Oh, my God. Did you see that guy hit on my girlfriend? He gave her a drink and smiled at her. He's totally trying to hit on her. I'm going to fight him."

Dave: "Calm your tits, Jim. He's the bartender."

by bassdude726 May 30, 2014

check your sources

something you should always do to make a valid argument.

girl: that's offensive

boy: check your sources
girl: ?

by not.yo.mamma February 19, 2017

fan your boner

relax, chill, stop being so overly excited, there's no reason for alarm, it's all going to turn out okay. Also, don't count your chickens, and don't assume that sex is imminent or that something else very good is about to happen.

Dude, fan your boner. She was only dancing with you to make her boyfriend jealous.

Okay, okay. Fan your boner. There's gotta be somebody around here who can give us directions.

by brian48 September 22, 2008

Get your coat

To want to leave with urgency. To leave a social function in a huff or in anger

After being insulted by uncle Ted, mom stormed out of the room, saying Bob, get your coat we're leaving

by Battyguy August 29, 2013

pinch your guzzy

this happens primarily on a swingset when you're not careful

Suzy!!! you'l PINCH YOUR GUZZY! get down from that swingset right now young lady!

by jac-h May 12, 2011

your meat loaf

This is a sixties saying denoting sexual inactivity. High school boys would often say before summer break "don't let your meat loaf this summer!"

"Hey Spike, don't let your meat loaf this summer!"

by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2020

pipi in your pampers

1What you say when you beat someone in chess.

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!!

by Kortographer May 2, 2021