free trial of death

sleep

Son: Hey, when's Dad's free trial of death going to be over?
Mom: Sigh, why can't you just call it sleep, like a normal person?

by SomeCaliGirl June 23, 2022

free Freaking fuck

Someone that is pretty much worthless to you Nevertheless they will serve to satisfy your sexual desires

Mr. or Ms Smith is a useless piece of shit but I can use him or her as a free freaking fuck

by Sampam1401 May 29, 2021

Free slushie and pretzel

Usually when people want free stuff they ask for slushie and pretzel only from 7-Eleven, because 7-Eleven is the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here you go lil Timmy, here is your free slushie and pretzel.

by Free slushie and pretzel January 31, 2018

free pancake day

The most amazing day of the year, National Pancake Day- Referred to as Free Pancake Day- is the day I-Hop has free pancakes!

Hey man lets go to i-hop, its Free Pancake Day pancake

by ZMoneyz September 5, 2016

free range grapes

The loose grapes that you find at the bottom of the bag.

I'll finish off the free range grapes.

by Ski Areak December 7, 2017

Free My Kids

Basically another way of saying "I nutted" or "I badly wanna nut".
Slang made by Dim Lewko.

1) I Free My Kids in her mouth this morning = I cummed in her mouth this morning.

2) Jon : Free My Kids, it's been too long

Dylan : How long exactly ??

by TooSmoothWithIt_78 June 2, 2022

Free tommy

How some British people would signal going to the toilet for a no. 2

“I’m just going to free tommy”

“To free a nasty little shit that’s been locked up”

by Dog breath 3000 October 11, 2018