Matthew

Matthew is a fun-loving guy. He is the type of person who seems intimidating at first sight but once you get to know him, he is sweet and sensitive. Matthews tend to have a connection to nature. He loves science and knows almost EVERYTHING about dinosaurs. Matthews have beautiful eyes and are very attractive. If you know a Matthew, don’t loose them. They make great friends and partner!

Guy 1: Who’s that dude over there?
Guy 2: That’s Matthew

by Mavi22 March 3, 2020

Matthew

A really sensitive squirrel

Person 1: Man look at that squirrel
Person 2: he looks like a Matthew

Person 3: he’s so UGLY

The squirrel: *starts crying*

by ItsYaBoiSkinnyPenis44557711 June 8, 2020

matthew

hes short, annoying, can be funny but is mostly just obnoxious, and looks like spongebob

bro look at matthew his teeth had a fucking devorce

by leleponsfan92 November 1, 2020

Matthew K

Sloppy pig who likes bbq sauce and has a lot of dandruff.

Matthew K Is a sloppy pig who
likes bbq

by Krusty Weirdo 997 December 2, 2019

matthew windsor

a type of male who thinks his dick game is strong but in reality he’s a rabbit in the bed. he wants to fuck any bitch with legs and his famous line is “lemme come over”

girl #1 - Matthew Windsor texted me last night and said “lemme come over” . I think he likes me

girl #2- dont feel special, texted me the same thing and asked to tap

by Lil boat 2000 May 26, 2020

Matthew

A real piece of shit, that one cracker-ass emo kid who loves Green Day and gets absolutely no pussy

I met this one guy at school who was an absolute joke, his name was Matthew

by stumpycrumpy December 12, 2021

Matthew Billy

Matthew Billy is a brain disorder in which one man is missing brain cells and he believes he is black when he is pure Caucasian.

K-Breezy, Tim, And Raisian think that Matthew Billy needs help for thinking the he is the African King and that his delicious girlfriend Tasty is the African Queen. Matthew Billy has lost his shit.

by Timothy1 👑 May 28, 2020