Luke

Short and always good at video games but he never gets girls that's why you want to be his friend because you will always have a better chance with the ladies

Luke is short

by hippopotomonstrosesquipedali December 9, 2021

Luke

lol youll never get a girlfriend dude, give up

"omg youre luke?!"
"yeah ill never get a girlfriend

by local crackhead with no life December 9, 2021

Luke Skywalker

The prince of Alcatraz or Luke Skywalker is a fictional character from the space attack universe. His mother peps Skywalker and his dad Santa Skywalker were his parents until lord evader blew up there hidey hole.

Luke Skywalker beats his best friend the hairy cave man

by Regular man December 12, 2021

Luke Ponto

When someone has a really bad take on a film or television show

You think “Candyman” is better than “Judas and The Black Messiah”? Don’t be a Luke Ponto

by Therealistperson December 18, 2021

A Luke

The act of running with a soccer ball, gearing up to launch a shot into goal, then completely missing the ball and swinging your leg so far forward that the momentum throws you onto your arse.

And he's off leaving the defenders behind him. He's loading up to take the shot and OH NO he's a pulled a Luke.

by kickandamiss December 20, 2021

Luke

He’s very popular and every girl has a crush on him. He has the prettiest eyes and is tall, he’s funny and makes everyone laugh. Everyone wants to be his friend and wants to be with him. He had like 19373836383 girlfriends but he never cheated. Ever.

He forgets many things but he still has good grades. His style isn’t that good, but that doesn’t matter cause everything else is perfect. Except: he can be annoyed really fast, if you’re always in a bad mood or overreacting, he will just ignore you. But he’s also a really caring person and won’t let go of you so fast.
If you know a Luke, he’s a keeper so don’t lose him <3

Person.1: I met a boy today, he’s so funny and handsome!
Person.2: I just know you met Luke!
Person.1: yes! Isn’t he the sweetest?!
Person2. Yess! I love him!

by defentlynotdeliaa January 23, 2022

Luke

Luke is a popular and funny guy, everyone wants to be his friend and every girl has a crush on him. He had like 8273737363 girlfriends before but he never cheated. He is tall, has the prettiest eyes and can be really sweet. But he also gets really annoyed when you’re always in a bad mood or pissed because of nothing, then he will just ignore you. Because he’s a really happy person and won’t get pissed just because you’re in a bad mood for no reason. But he’s also a good listener when you really have a problem, he understands and tries to help you in every way. He’s very caring and gets jealous fast. If you know a Luke, don’t lose him! He’s a keeper and you won’t find a boy like him so fast <3

Girl.1: I met Luke yesterday he’s so funny and handsome!
Girl.2: I know right! He’s so perfect!

by defentlynotdeliaa January 23, 2022