Jockey Patty

When you're giving your child a piggyback ride and they shit on yo back flowy style.

"Please clean up Timmy's diaper, he gave me the nastiest Jockey Patty earlier."

by Master of the Flowy-Style April 16, 2025

Jockeys Ridge Trip

When you and your friends go to Jockeys Ridge and receive the gawk gawk 3000 BJ of a lifetime on top of the sand dunes.

Hey let’s go on a Jockeys Ridge Trip.

by JBsauceBoss February 28, 2026

Jockin-it

Also known as the rally jock... Must have two or more men wearing only shirts and jock straps all while sitting on the same couch together. Must be watching a game 7, winner take all sporting event, and no participant can put shorts or pants back on during the game.

Also.. All men must have eaten spicy food 7 hours before the event and last one to shit his jock wins the side pot.

My brother and I were straight Jockin-it during the hockey game last week.

by The Pocket Dog May 1, 2025

Jocks my cock

1. A way of saying that something makes you want to masturbate. (Male)

2. Another phrase that represents the expression "grinds my gears."

1. "Oh, that naked lady really jocks my cock!

2. "You beat me in Mario Kart? That sure jocks my cock.

by Undead Monarch June 7, 2025

Jocking

A Trinidadian slang for someone who is in the act of masterbation

Raj walked into the room and caught Rakesh jocking

by Khanalisee January 5, 2026

Jockingese

A chicken jockey

i love Jockingese

by Best dog January 19, 2026

Knob Jockey

A.K.A. Alan Scott, currently resident of Dorchester

That bloke as a Scotty

by Anonymous May 2, 2003