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shoe

people who use this word for no reason are stupid
Friend 1: OMG!! SHOE
Friend 2: stfu ur stupid
by IDontLikeShoes January 13, 2022
mugGet the shoemug.

Blue Suede Shoes

Something you ought to not step on. Who knows what Elvis will do to you.
Well it's one for the money, two for the show
Three to get ready, now go, cat, go
But don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes

You can knock me down, step on my face
Slander my name all over the place
Do anything that you want to do
But uh-uh honey, lay off of them shoes
Don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes

(Instrumental)

You can burn my house, steal my car
Drink my liquor from an old fruit-jar
Do anything that you want to do
But uh-uh baby, stay off of my shoes
Don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes

(Instrumental)

Well, it's one for the money, two for the show
Three to get ready, now go, go, go
But don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes

Well it's blue, blue, blue suede shoes

Blue, blue, blue suede shoes (Yeah!)

Blue, blue, blue suede shoes, baby

Blue, blue, blue suede shoes

Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 31, 2022
mugGet the Blue Suede Shoesmug.

Shoe-boxed

When you've gone from being in a current relationship to being lumped with all past relationships.
I had to shoebox Paula's things once Stacy and I started getting serious.

I am pretty certain Bob shoe-boxed me, I haven't heard from him in 2 weeks
by Stacy Contryman March 24, 2008
mugGet the Shoe-boxedmug.

Boris Shoes

Brown, leather, old looking shoes worn by a guy named Boris. They have been on TV once. They look brandless and beaten when new. A B in scripted on the back. No one has seen these shoes in the wild, only Boris wears them.
by Rat.boi January 30, 2023
mugGet the Boris Shoesmug.

walmart shoes

(noun) used when the bitch ass got them shit ass walmart quality shoes
BROOOOOOOOO HE GOT WALMART SHOES WTF
by cheese guitar September 16, 2021
mugGet the walmart shoesmug.

googlin' shoes

Googlin' shoes are what one wears (figuratively speaking) while obtaining a significant amount of information from internet search engines.
Mark: Hey, you're going to that big party at Kelly's Saturday night, aren't you?

Adam: Wish I was, amigo, but no can do. I got a boatload of online research to do for that paper that's due a week from Monday.

Mark: Oh, bummer...well, looks like you better dust off those googlin' shoes.
by whimzzical August 5, 2010
mugGet the googlin' shoesmug.

The Shoe Trumpet

The shoe trumpet is when you cut the end of a shoe off and insert it in your partners private part and blow air into it to fill her up and make her queef
"Yo I tried the shoe trumpet with Tammy lee last night she queefed so long"
by LilNickker April 18, 2017
mugGet the The Shoe Trumpetmug.

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