Weed Muggle

Derived from weed smoking Harry Potter fans who made it through the pandemic with magical herbs

1. Anti-marijuana non magic users.
2. Those idiot Republicans who need weed more than anyone.

Facetious and Malarkey? Weed muggles won't use those words their whole lives!

by MoonFire1985 April 16, 2021

k-weed

Take ketanin and smoke weed, so that you're a k hole, but it's a weed hole, and you can't move for like an hour or so, then you wake up with the most badass munchies and devour all the food that was meant to last you the whole festival

Hey chocolate medal guy, do you wanna do k-weed?

Obviously dude, stupid question!

by Dahlmer June 29, 2023

weed-nerd

A nerd who likes weed

guy 1 - That babe with the purple towel reading a book just sparked a blunt

guy 2 - Ayy she's fire! I love weed-nerds, I'm boutta walk over and spit some game

guy 1 - Nah guy, I got dibs hahah

by caydublu September 17, 2018

Funny weed man

Funny weed man is the sexiest, funniest , weediest man alive. So sexy he wven gets confused for drake🤦😭❤️

“Woah is fhat drake?”
“Nah thats funny weed man”

by Thickdickdaddy270 November 21, 2021

Burning weed

‘Burning weed’ means someone is smoking marijuana far beyond the point of getting high and have hit the point where they are no longer feeling added effect from continuing to smoke.

“That guy sure smokes a lot of weed.”
“Yeah. He’s been stoned for the last half hour but keeps smoking. He is basically just burning weed at this point.”

by Freddy Spudnik January 31, 2022

Goblin Weed

A slang term that when used, essentially means a substance that induces the effects of goblin mode and being zonked out of your gourd at the same time.

Person A: I'm on goblin weed rn man...
Person B: What the fuck are you talking about?

by gremlinmuncher55632 September 22, 2023

violet weed

Violet weed is an amazing person and like such a good musician (shes on spotify)(listen 2 town of tattoos) shes so talented and i love her SO MUCH shes genuine and kind and gorgeous and amazing and SO TALENTED AND GREAT AT LIKE EVERYTHING she doubts her abilities but literally nails everything every single time. i love her so much.

Me: Have u heard the new violet weed song?
Dy: OMG NO?? ANOTHER GREAT SONG FROM MY FAV SINGER/SONG WRITER/MULTI-INSTRUMENTALIST??

by Stan Louis Tomlinson!! May 04, 2023