jack nut

a insult usally directed towards a pricish person. Possibly made up while rambling anger towards a person.
God dammit! Ur such a fucking jack nut!
by PoniesArntUs April 07, 2009
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deezs nuts

deezs nuts
suck deezs nuts boiiii
by deezs nuts February 22, 2017
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Tator nuts

Testicles the size of potato tator tots.
You are... tator nuts tator nuts!!HAHA!! :P
by Bunny the Lifeguard April 06, 2007
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Nut Grunt

The sound a man makes after ejaculating in a woman's vagina.
I was trying to be quiet, but I couldn't hold back the nut grunt.
by Jason314 September 08, 2005
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The Nut Duster

When fucking a giraffe in the ass, the small tuft of hair on the end of its tail is used to gently tickle the scrotum for pleasure.
Small child:Mommy what's that dirty dirty man doing to that adolescent giraffe?
Mom:Oh don't look honey, it's just the nut duster, you'll understand when you're older.
by Steveshiftyshaft January 17, 2011
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poo-nut

A chunky nut shaped thing that is found in human shit
Brendon meads shit from kurralpa
by rolly May 23, 2003
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clag nuts

Those little bits of desicated poo that cling to the hairs around the bum hole after a lack lustre wipe.
Hey Leslie, how was your date?
Well the meal was great, the movie was top so we went back to mine and started to get rude when he saw some clag nuts! How I wish I'd used the bidet.
by MisterE February 02, 2006
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