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Hoagie to the head

Hoagie to the head is when someone knowingly or unknowingly tries to kill themselves with unhealthy practices of eating poorly and not taking care of ones body. This can include drinking, smoking, and other activities that are known the dramatically shorten ones life. Note, none of these practices can be illegal or purely looked down by society. But, normally when someone says this they are only including one not eating healthy and working out.
It is important to note that someone who is doing this may see a doctor like anyone else, but they have no plan or real care to take care of themselves.

Normal methods of suicide is looked down on, they can be very painful, they tend to have horrible things that happens if it doesn't work, and in many cases there is no backing out. While the "hoagie to the head" approach is mistaken for eating problems or non-suicidal methods. On top of this, this method tends to take so long that the person tends to be able to back out of it if their life gets better, the person can enjoy the foods they want, and it's common to hear about people dying from a heart attack or stroke.
Instead of a gun to the head, I'm going to die by hoagie to the head.
by crua9 August 27, 2017
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mobile head

The act of driving when the passenger offers to give you head and you say yes
Bro my girlfriend gave me mobile head today on the parkway, put me into overdrive!
by RyanLee1224 March 3, 2019
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Dent head

by Thatguy2525 December 21, 2018
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head limes

When you put a HEADLIME in the tip of your dick. Then you use it to squeeze every last drop of liquid from a lime wedge into your urethra. This is typically followed by a Cleveland Steamer.
Dude 1: Dude, I fucking HEAD LIMED my pisser so hard Last night!
Dude 2: Holy shit, I wish my girlfriend let me do that.
Dude 1: Head limes are so sexy!
by bananananananananananna January 14, 2019
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Pump Head

When you have a patient who just had open heart surgery and they are confused as hell from being "on-pump" during surgery.
That's a class case of pump head!
by Naterjack June 14, 2018
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drone head

A person or a group of people who copy eachother and society by looking the same as everyone else.

A drone head is normally influenced by other people
Look at those drone heads walking around in their jackets.

Bunch of droneheads
by Jack / SYNC August 6, 2018
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diz head

Name for someone that sniffs too much diz also known as MDMA
typically heard around the north of england in places like Sheffield that are known for being complete diz heads
"yo fam look at that diz head over there sniffing diz"
by kill_yourself_you_cunt September 1, 2018
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