Open-air-scrabble

A mode of conversation in which each participant tries to one up the other with their vocabulary. Usually using abnormal words that they would not normally be used in conversation.

Guy 1: Bro, I'm so perplexed by the array of errands that I must carry out today.

Guy 2: Yeah, you seem pretty perturbed

Guy 1: Yeah, I should probably commence on taking care of my itinerary.

Guy 2: Itinerary.....you get points for that one. haha....but I still think I'm winning this game of open-air-scrabble.

by drummer12189 December 1, 2010

king of air hockey

The best player of air hockey in the world.

"Well of course Bryan is the king of air hockey!" - Sarah

by Joe Bob Smith July 2, 2008

The Air And Water Show

The unfortunate event of shitting and puking at the same time.

"Did you find Jimmy?"
"Yeah he's in the john. It's the air and water show in there!"

by Shoc And Awe June 25, 2014

air force chick

The most beautiful women in the Armed Forces belong to the Air Force. Known for being smart and hot. Prefer Marine men over any other branch. Do not piss off. Steer clear of women in Aircraft Maintenance and Security Forces career fields.

"Damn that Air Force chick is hot! "
"Damn her booty looks good in that flight suit! "

by USMC80 March 28, 2016

Spock air quotes

Similar to the standard air quotes gesture however you use the Spock hand formation and only use it to describe scientific or technical quotes.

I would have called bullshit on his string theory explanation however he did use Spock air quotes so I’m pretty sure he is correct.

by Sperbs and paint can Rench July 22, 2019

Cotton-Candy-Air

Noun, a natural phenomenon that occurs when air is hot and humid. At this time air smells and tastes sweet however, too much can make you feel tired and sweaty.

Person 1: Wow, the air tastes and smells so sweet!
Person 2: You must be talking about the Cotton-Candy-Air.
Person 1: So that's what that's called!

by Shaving Cream Is Delishos July 1, 2017

Air Horn Defense

During an argument any statement or comment that leaves the other person stunned or confused.

2. When EPIC FAIL is greater than EPIC WIN.

Bob: I'm telling you Star Trek is better!

John: No your wrong Star Wars is waay better.

James: You're both wrong Stargate Atlantis was the best Sci-Fi show.

Bob,John: DON"T USE AIR HORN DEFENSE US!

by Big Ninja JIm October 30, 2011