Ghost writer

Someone who gives a better handjob than you could ever give yourself- someone better with your pen than you are.
"Hows your biography coming along, Dave?"
"To be honest I can't get any words down, Cynthia is just too good of a ghost writer".
by Biggish Shoe October 18, 2010
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Ghost Writer

A person who will set up accounts on various websites, but will not post real pictures of his or herself. This type of person also pops up on your instant messaging clients. When asked for a picture, the person will give excuses about broken cameras or using another computer with no pictures. There are a host of lies that these people will give. Most of the time, they are looking to set you up for some unknown motive. Remember, there is a reason why they are trying to remain anonymous.

A person who finds you on various websites and attempt to hook up with you or get to know you outside of the cyberlife; however, they don't have a face (they can NOT provide pictures of how they look). Therefore, it's just a ghost writing you messages.
Internet Guy: What's up baby? You are gorgeous!! One fine lady!

Me: Thanks...I guess..but umm..where are your pictures?

Internet Guy: Umm..My camera on my phone isn't working. My screen is broken. My phone is touch screen so I can't see if the camera is working.

Me: How is that possible?...On this website it shows that you are logged on from your phone...but you just said that your screen is broken and you can't see anything. How are you talking to me with a broken screen?

Internet Guy: Umm..well.

Me: Never mind. It's a reason why you want to remain unknown. I don't have time to talk to Ghost Writers. Have a great day!
by RavenCherokee May 29, 2010
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Ghost Blower

1. when you blow your nose and then a freaky ghost smoking joints pops out of your nostril, leaving you stunned and falling on yo black ass.

2. when a girl is blowing you and then right when your about to cum, a ghost flies out of your dick and into the chicks mouth giving her gaids (ghost aids or sometimes referred to as gay aids)
1. dude you won't believe it but last night i got ghost blown leaving me stunned and falling on my black ass

2. last night when i was gettin blown a ghost flew out of my wiener, giving my girlfriend gaids. known as a ghost blower.
by zombie fucker May 07, 2008
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ghost author

Ghost author is one of my pseudonymns.



Also known as %AD, Ghost Author will be making more of an appearance at a later date.
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to see ghost author's current definitions.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
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Ghost Children

Ghost Children are the counterparts of fans of the Smashing Pumpkins in the alternate world of Glass and the Machines of God.
Fans of Glass and the Machines of God are Ghost Children.

What role do the Ghost Children play in the fable of Glass and the Machines of God?
by moonbug November 17, 2006
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Ghost hit

When somebody logs out and views your profile on Crushspot so their name won't be visible on your hit list.

It's usually an Admin and/or Stalker

But it is definitely a person that does NOT want YOU to know WHO they are!
CS user: I keep getting ghost hits!
Admin: We're working on it.
CS user: When?
Admin: We'll let you know.
by SilentVoice January 28, 2012
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ghost face

Really used up pussy that kinda looks like "Screams" face. comes from the english word ghost and the latin word face.
Holy Shit shes got ghost face! IM OUT!
by M&M March 31, 2005
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