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Rauthen Germany

An German fascist totalitarian dictatorship made by Samuel Kohler, a man that killed started World War 5, and killed 583 million people. He also killed 200 million Jewish people and Christian people. Rauthen Germany's Allies were Mondarist Italy, Japanese Empire, Romania, Bulgaria, Sweden, and Finland.
Kid: Hey pawpaw, do you know what Rauthen Germany is?
Grandpa: ...
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ETA (German)

Boss: Cristof, When will you arrive at the meeting?! ETA (German)?

Cristof: Eat my dick, nerd!
by ETA (German) October 31, 2025
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Tools needed:
A stitches, a kitchen torch, NO ANESTHETIC

First start by creating a hole in a man’s scrotum near the base of the penis, the pull the man’s penis until it can make a donut like shape when the tip is inserted into the hole. Stitch the penis onto the scrotum to ensure stability, completing the carabiner. Next you must shit diarrhea into the carabiner in order to make the crème of the crème brûlée. Next is to ejaculate onto the hole making making the top of the crème brûlée. Next use the torch to Brûlée the semen and penis as one would do to a creme brûlée until golden brown and solidified. Finally crack the brûléed semen with your erect penis and proceed to fuck the crème brûlée.
Wife: Did you do The German Carabiner Crème Brûlée with my boyfriend last night?

Me: How did you know?

Wife: I found the stitches and kitchen torch in the bed again!
by BBL Willy December 15, 2025
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Tools needed, a stitches, a blow torch, NO ANESTHETIC

First start by creating a hole in a man’s scrotum near the base of the penis, then pull the man’s penis until it can make a donut like shape when the tip is inserted into the hole. Stitch the penis onto the scrotum to ensure stability, completing the carabiner. Next you must shit diarrhea into the carabiner in order to make the crème of the crème brûlée. Next is to ejaculate onto the hole making making the top of the crème brûlée. Next use the blow torch to Brûlée the semen and penis as one would do to a creme brûlée until golden brown and solidified. Finally crack the brûléed semen with your erect penis and proceed to fuck the crème brûlée.
Wife: Did you do The German Carabiner Crème Brûlée with my boyfriend again???

Me: How’d you know?

Wife: I found the stitches and blow torch in the cuck command center again!
by BBL Willy December 15, 2025
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Fashionable Genital Garment

When one wears one's olsentwins as a tasteful and eyecatching headpiece.
Seb: Ugh, it's raining again.
James: shit, forgot my umbrella.
Seb: Yeah me too. You bring your olsentwins?
James: Never leave pure without em.

James depants and stretches his olsentwins over his head*
Seb: Wow. Quite the fashionable genital garment you have there.
James: Thanks. It was my mothers.
by Burritobaby April 2, 2015
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Visiting the Germans

My girl and I were visiting the germans last weekend
by Sexgodpuss January 4, 2016
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hem of a garment

A slang term used by middle aged women to describe a foreskin.
Ex: Fun-mommy told me that the hem of a garment was the "tip of an uncircumcised penis"
A slang term used by middle aged women to describe a foreskin.
Ex: Fun-mommy told me that the hem of a garment was the "tip of an uncircumcised penis"
by Nap bonaparte December 27, 2016
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