cat with benefits

A cat which frequents your house for food and occasional petting but no true relationship is involved.

I got a new cat, it doesn't sleep in my house and I don't have to clean after it. It just comes ones in a while for food and petting, it's my cat with benefits

by JewDoc June 20, 2010

my cat

An ungrateful being that has a foot fetish.

(Insert interresting name):"Uhm..Why is your cat licking your feet?..."
Me:"I DONT YOU KNOW YOU TELL ME!!"
My cat:"Meow *sLuRp*"

by woofwofbarkbark September 06, 2021

Libby Cat

A dog that acts like a cat.

Dude, your dog keeps rubbing my pants. She is such a Libby Cat.

by Crazy D69 February 12, 2009

pussy cat

a cat

pussy cats get sprayed

by Babe❤️ June 19, 2015

throwing cat

A cat made for throwing at people who are otherwise stupid or who make dumb comments

This dumb girl pissed me off so I got my throwing cat and threw it at her

by thatzombiedude April 29, 2010

mary cat

Someone named mary with an unmistakable ability to look/act like a cat when and wherever she chooses. She'll get your tongue. Enjoys good catnip, a neat litter box, and well groomed whiskers.

Who is the girl dressed as a cat meowing at my dad?
Oh thats Mary Cat.
Wow what a pussy cat!

by fuzzym April 25, 2010

destruction of cats

Destruction of cats are a group of delinquent vandals who call themselves 'artists'. They spray painted sexually graphic images of cats on my business, a pet shop for godsakes. They are troublemakers and a testament to the scourge we call youth today. I tracked them back to their facebook page by their name, so if you find them on there, please consider doing your civic duty and report these criminals so we can get them off the internet and way from the impressionable minds of our societies future.

Screw Destruction of Cats.

by Annerley Aquarium November 26, 2013