Ethan

Ethan is the most imature person you’ll ever meet Ethan is a massive bum when a god (whichever it is you believe in) looks at him he crys

Gandhi- Ethan fucking sucks
Batman- I’m Batman! Btw fuck Ethan

Puppies everywhere- arf (roughly translates to Ethan fucking sucks)

by Ethansucks502 June 1, 2020

Ethan

An Ethan is described to have the sexiest shoulders in the west.

Brenda "Oh my god look at that hunks shoulders he must be and Ethan"

by SuperDude303030 June 1, 2020

Ethan

Short, Kind, Nerdy, Smart, And frerindly. Ethan makes friends very easily.

Ethan is my best friend.
I am Ethan.
Have u seen Ethan today.

by WillTheWise6853 June 2, 2020

Ethan

SIMP

Ethan simps for anything that breathes

by BigIQ June 5, 2020

Ethan

Pedophile

Oh did you hear about Jimmy?
He's a total ethan

by Bigdaddycum42069 June 8, 2020

Ethan

A man with a very very very small cock

ethan has a small cock

by Saggyfatface June 9, 2020

Ethan Gunsby

Ethan is a fake friend that hangs people claiming your his best friend but then stabs you in the back then talks crap about you he may seem nice at first but he is a total back stabber he says stuff on instagram to just make you mad for no reason. If your Ethan I’m sorry for you. By Kyndel Brown

Ethan Gunsby Sucks?

by ButterPeakx June 10, 2020