Eat my donut

The act of consuming ones anus. An act of sheer flexibility.

The other day during yoga, I got to eat my donut.

by Peaches Brother September 5, 2013

the duck is eating a mango

A lame-ass internet quote which means nothing. It's intentions were to be comical. Wasn't, willn't.

OMFG!!11 Teh duk is aeting a mangi!1 LOLZ~!!112

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

eating someone's doritos

To eat someone's Doritos is to make out with them, preferably directly after they have eaten Doritos. This includes the stinky Dorito breath and orange teeth. It is the equivalent of backwash, but with cheddar cheese tortilla chips. Eating ass may be more tolerable.

Girl 1: Ohmigod there's that guy you think is so hot.
Girl 2: Hnnnng, I'd love to eat his Doritos.
Girl 1: Ew, what does that mean?
Girl 2: Eating someone's Doritos means to make out with them even with their stinky Dorito breath and nasty teeth. I'd make out with him whenever and wherever, even if he had just eaten an entire party size bag of Doritos.

by kiraskywalker July 8, 2016

eat make-up

they may be beautiful to look at, but the moment they start talking, their personality is not so beautiful. Therefore, tell them to eat make-up so they can be beautiful on the inside as well.

Hot girl with a bitchy attitude doesn't acknowledge you,

you say "go eat make-up... bitch"

by gpen September 27, 2012

eat it like groceries

The act of eating your lover's ass hole so gratuitously and with such vigor, a comparison could be made between said ass hole and grocery products.

"Tom Cruise makes sad, powty faces if I don't eat it like groceries before going for walks in the park"-John Travolta

by Bértha BigLötts June 3, 2016

Eat My Soup

To feast upon the wet, saucy deliciousness of a person's genitalia. Also, what's cookin' in a person's undergarments.

Example 1:
Husband: I'm so excited you are finally cooking dinner.
Wife: Yeah, I'm serving. And after dinner you can eat my soup.

Example 2:
Tom: You are such a terrible cook. You can't even boil water.
Mary: Eat my soup, jerkface.

by coffeetalker October 23, 2013

EAT MY CHEESE

WHEN YOU DON'T LIKE CHEESE, YOU SAY EAT MY CHEESE.

YO, BOB! EAT MY CHEESE!

by I LIKE CHEEEZE October 4, 2019