still-water drunk

A point in drunkenness where you feel as if you are in completely still water

Jalen looks like he's in a trance dude.
No man he's just still-water drunk

by Kwp58 May 21, 2014

Hellen Keller Drunk

Being at the point of intoxication, that you can no longer see, hear, or speak.

"Person 1: Let's get white girl wasted.
Person 2: Na, i think we should get Hellen Keller drunk."

"..:.: .:.:.. ::... :. ..: .:.:. " - Hellen Keller

by rememberthegoodtimes January 17, 2012

Drunk ninja attack

The act of breaking an entry for the sole intent of stealing the batteries of the victims remote.

I've been a victim of a drunk ninja attack! Now I have to get off my lazy a** and change the channel myself...

by UDawesome August 07, 2010

piss bucket drunk

Keeping a piss bucket by the side of the bed because you're so drunk you can't even get up to take a piss.

Frankie is piss bucket drunk. He's been on such a bender that he just stays in bed all day and pisses into a bucket when he has to take a leak.

by Ottomanic November 13, 2020

Old Yeller Drunk

When you get so hammered the night before that the next day when the hangover kicks in you just want to be taken out back and shot

I got so old yeller drunk after the Super Bowl I just wanted to fucking die.

by Soxduringsex February 14, 2016

Super Saiyan Drunk

The state in which enough alcohol is consumed that the consumer reaches a state of even further beyond drunk.

Robert: Dude WTF happened last night
Paco: I don't know bro... we got were super saiyan drunk.
Steve: Reeses slapped the bitch out of fat jesus!

by pacopower January 06, 2015

Super Saiyan Drunk

The state in which enough alcohol is consumed that the consumer reaches a state of even further beyond drunk.

Robert: Dude WTF happened last night
Paco: I don't know bro... we got were super saiyan drunk.
Steve: Reeses slapped the bitch out of fat jesus!

by pacopower January 06, 2015