major depressive disorder

this disorder only exists by the term "sex".
if you talk alot about sex you will get this disorder

yeah idk some random psychiatrist was saying this in a group chat whenever i said sex
me: "sex"
that psychiatrist: "you have a major depressive disorder :The W bird image:"

by ScamTram79 April 18, 2022

crippling depression

when you dont want to ice skate anymore because your too sad

mary ( ur preschcool frend) - HEy JOHANNA do you want to go Ice SKATING! today?

JOHANNA- no fuck off mary i have crippling depression you two faced cow headed ugly lookin annoying fuckin bastard that no one likes dont ever talk to me again you bitch, i only talk to u when we're in preschool UGH!

by mary the cow April 29, 2019

Depression

Atif Asif after every girl

Atif got depression after Annhein dumped his ass

by atifydepressy October 27, 2021

Depression

Depression feels like falling into a dark hole and there is no one there to help you up. You feel like dying. You feel lonely. You want to tell someone but it's like you're being choked. If you have depression or you know someone who does, please help them.

I feel cold,empty and lonely. I have depression. Please help me.

by A DepressedPerson July 27, 2019

I'm depressed

me to imma commit sudoku.

"I'm depressed af bich"

by murder :D December 3, 2024

depression

a fancy word for being bummed out

michael:working in this office has put me into a depression

dwight: depression? isn’t that just a fancy word for being bummed out

michael:DWIGHT YOU IGNORANT SLUT

by your dads favorite friend December 4, 2019

Depressed

It's you’re feeling down and numb because everything feels so hopeless. It's like your drowning in your emotions and has nothing to look forward to. Your family just gets on your last nerve. parents don’t listen to what you have to say and get mad at anything you do. some people you so call ‘friends’ feel fake. all that causing you to feel alone and in your own thoughts all the time. I know sometimes you may feel like there’s no point to go on but honestly same. ok, maybe not to that extinct but to a point where you’re just tired.

I'm so fucking depressed

by julia vibing December 5, 2020