Word created by psychiatrists and “mental health” people to push experimental pharmaceutical drugs (“medications”). Often times this is just a misphrased version of the word “Sad” because obviously sadness is a real part of life. Essentially shrinks are just cashing in on confused and misled people (patients).
Psychiatrist: So whats wrong today?
Person: My dog died last week.
Psychiatrist: You’re evidently suffering from Major Depression. Here’s a Zoloft script.
Person: My dog died last week.
Psychiatrist: You’re evidently suffering from Major Depression. Here’s a Zoloft script.
by Space Wrangler November 28, 2019
Get the Depressionmug. by nadoep August 31, 2020
Get the Depressionmug. Me
by TomosonCringe21 February 6, 2020
Get the Depressionmug. When you are engaging in coitus with any species and before the act can be committed the partner in question suspends coitus leaving you hard with no way to deal with it.
by nameofpsudo March 28, 2024
Get the DEPRESSED NUTmug. Let me explain this wonderful term ...
It is a sunny , warm morning , you lay on the grass and the wind is blowing through your fineass hair ... you look around and feel wonderful as if you can feel the earth breathing , then a wonderful fineass man like jack gyllenhaal gets down on you , best bj you ever had.. but suddenly you witness a feeling of darkness because you know jack is just a simulation by the matrix , that wonderful ass orgasm is not real ... u’re getting depressed BUT in a good way because you know you won’t lose your beloved jack , he will always be in ur heart
It is a sunny , warm morning , you lay on the grass and the wind is blowing through your fineass hair ... you look around and feel wonderful as if you can feel the earth breathing , then a wonderful fineass man like jack gyllenhaal gets down on you , best bj you ever had.. but suddenly you witness a feeling of darkness because you know jack is just a simulation by the matrix , that wonderful ass orgasm is not real ... u’re getting depressed BUT in a good way because you know you won’t lose your beloved jack , he will always be in ur heart
Friend: “Hey , did you play the last of us?”
Me:” yeah dude, it gave me an depressed orgasm.”
Friend:” damn nice !”
Me:” yeah dude, it gave me an depressed orgasm.”
Friend:” damn nice !”
by Yeva.jam December 14, 2017
Get the depressed orgasmmug. Depression is when you can do so much yet never achieve your goal. You watch others move on in life while you stand neck deep in pain and hate. Nothing ever goes your way, and if it does, it always ends in something you can only wish you could forget. You formulate personalities of yourself that work to batter your soul until you can’t breathe. The only relinquishing thought is of death. You look up to the top of a building and wonder how simple it would be to climb up and jump. You ask yourself how many people would care. How many people would notice. The world would keep turning without you, so why shouldn’t you? You listen to music, tuning out the world waiting for someone to notice your sadness and come talk to you. Yet no one comes and you wallow in your loneliness. You don’t have to be cutting your skin or tearing away flesh. You wear a fake smile when you walk by people. You eavesdrop on everyone because you want to think about something other than your sadness. If someone described you on the street they’d say that you seemed cheery. You drive those close to you far away. Through harsh words and actions you want to be alone, because you’ve been alone for a long time and you’re solidifying that in your mind. Destruction lies in your wake and you don’t care about consequences. You lose control over the smallest little problems. Violence is your tool because words don’t do the job anymore. You cry yourself to sleep at night and dream of a world without you.
Depression is not believed of as the worst thing one can endure. It is the worst thing one can endure.
by FlyingWhalesc June 6, 2019
Get the Depressionmug. by KaiSenpaii May 9, 2017
Get the depressed inhalemug.