SCAN YOUR BAR CODE

KNOCK YOU OUT, SPLIT YOUR WIG, STRONG TO THE DOME, SCAN YOUR BARCODE

IF YOU DON'T QUIT TALKING SMACK I AM GOING TO HAVE TO SCAN YOUR BAR CODE

by THE PAYROLL REVIEW December 14, 2019

Code

The least readable fucking thing in the pc

mcfunction file: "execute as" blah blah blah (bunch of 0s and 1s)

joe:what the fuck am i reading
john: this code is absolutely fucking unreadable

by Ball Sniffer (aka He) June 1, 2022

code mikey

The best thing very because very Mike Espinosa Ekkovision type shit

You white boy use code Mikey on Ekkovision

by Yankees231$ June 12, 2024

rage-coding

the process or activity of writing code while in a constent state of this-is-fucking-shit

i am just rage-coding now

by lukeocodes June 13, 2022

zip code freedom

Remote work gives us zip code freedom. If I can do my job from paradise why should it matter to my boss?

John experienced zip code freedom during the pandemic, once tasted, the "return to the office" push was obvious BS.

by jmacofearth April 30, 2024

Rewriting the Tax Code

Taking a long shit/pooping

“We gotta wait for him to come out of the bathroom, he’s rewriting the tax code in there”

by Hay19881 March 17, 2024

Devilini Code

An common name, because for some reason people name their kids today after something original and it comes out sounding demonic.

Here comes comes our baby boy judas - devilini code

Here comes our baby violet deathica - devilini

Devilyn stop playing with your food.

by STANDUPCOMEDY November 28, 2021