suck a cock

Mostly used by YourRage.

When someone does something outrageous, it would be nearly impossible to do.

YourRage: “If Flight would ever score three points on me, two points on me in a basketball game. I’ll suck a cock.

by YourKnees July 12, 2021

Cock magic

Doing magic with your cock

I went to so a cock magic show yesterday it was great

by Jwrizzle mynizzle June 5, 2018

cock-ton

An unbelievably large amount, larger than a shit-ton. Generally speaking, take an quantity of something that an average person may have and multiply it by a depressing amount.

Commonly used to describe a buildup of procrastinated work that needs to be done in a very short period of time

Friend: Hey you tryna grab a beer tonight?
Me: Dude I’d love to but I have an absolute cock-ton of work to do.

by Don Hector November 11, 2019

cock-gun

A gun fixed underneath a desk preferbly located in prisons and correctional insistutions....ready to blast the cock off any man trying to mouth off

In Death Race, there was a 'cock-gun' which can be located in the prison wardens office.

Jason Statham was close to getting his cock blown off by a cock-gun

by Red_Scorpi0n August 9, 2010

Karma Cock

When the woman is mad at you and is dry for something you did and it prevents you from staying hard and fucking her.

Kelly was so mad at John for flirting with other woman that when they tried to have sex John ended upwith Karma cock.

by sharage1 April 2, 2011

cock robber

A female cock-blocker. This female blocks access to a cock by intercepting and stealing the cock that is already being pursued by another girl.

I was totally going to get with Rick, but that cock robber Jewels stole him! That bitch.

by ValSamNick April 25, 2011

Megatron cock

A cock that can start out incredibly small and turn outrageously big. The ultimate grower not shower.

HER: At first it was so small I almost laughed. But then it just kept growing and growing. You must have a Megatron cock.

by Todd Johnson Sr. August 24, 2017