kash cock

a dude with a big penis or swipe.

oh my gosh did you see that guy he had major kash cock!!!

by toomcuhbootee March 26, 2010

Cock Pet

A cock pet is when somebody (that's a male) pets a person's head or shoulders with an erect penis, usually from behind.

Guy 1: WHY THE FUCK IS YOUR PENIS ON MY HAIR!
Guy 2: I'm giving you a cock pet, calm down.

by U4ICbicboi September 11, 2014

cock-gun

A gun fixed underneath a desk preferbly located in prisons and correctional insistutions....ready to blast the cock off any man trying to mouth off

In Death Race, there was a 'cock-gun' which can be located in the prison wardens office.

Jason Statham was close to getting his cock blown off by a cock-gun

by Red_Scorpi0n August 9, 2010

Cock magic

Doing magic with your cock

I went to so a cock magic show yesterday it was great

by Jwrizzle mynizzle June 5, 2018

cock-ton

An unbelievably large amount, larger than a shit-ton. Generally speaking, take an quantity of something that an average person may have and multiply it by a depressing amount.

Commonly used to describe a buildup of procrastinated work that needs to be done in a very short period of time

Friend: Hey you tryna grab a beer tonight?
Me: Dude I’d love to but I have an absolute cock-ton of work to do.

by Don Hector November 11, 2019

edwins cock

Edwin's cock is a term used if someone has a huge cock

Holy that guy there has Edwins cock

by TyroneBigBlacks February 19, 2022

cock robber

A female cock-blocker. This female blocks access to a cock by intercepting and stealing the cock that is already being pursued by another girl.

I was totally going to get with Rick, but that cock robber Jewels stole him! That bitch.

by ValSamNick April 25, 2011