Stewy Chopped

When one man jerks off another man with one hand.

He stewy chopped him into submission.

by Stewy man February 14, 2026

Cailey Chopped

Cailey Chopped (adj.): Chopped to an unrecoverable degree. Not “kinda bad” permanently cooked.

Nahhh your fade is Cailey Chopped right now.

by BrooklynMets100 February 17, 2026

Clam Chopped

The act of two naked women interlocking around a man’s head and simultaneously ear fucking him with their bare pussies.

Matthew payed for two strippers and won the prize to get clam chopped

by HairyWeiner89 February 20, 2026

Clam Chopped

The act of two naked women interlocking around a man’s head and simultaneously ear fucking him with their bare pussies.

Matthew payed for two strippers and won the prize to get clam chopped

by HairyWeiner89 February 20, 2026

Social Chopping Block

A metaphorical place in your mind where you decide whether you will cut off your friends/acquaintances; hence the name chopping block.

Adam: Have you heard about how fucking lazy Charles is?
Sam: Yeah, he texted me out of the blue asking for a damn math assignment, he’s up on my social chopping block.

by Wtf_123 February 12, 2025

Holy Chopped

When someone is very Chopped

Holy chopped Micah

by Holy chopped guy March 27, 2025

Mizzi chopped

Someone that is so outrageously ugly that they are on par with mizzi (the celebrity)

Mizzi chopped

by Aleksandar Mizdrak April 29, 2025