Canadian Empire is a fucking donkey simp ass fuck head commie furry. If you see him call him a furry.
by 1Arlia1 June 19, 2021
Get the Canadian Empiremug. Refers to the blood that pours out of your rectum from anal sex when the penis bursts open ass polyps.
Bro: I can't believe my girlfriend didn't tell me she had polyps in her ass before I fucked her! I got blood everywhere!
Friend: Should have grabbed some chicken wings to go with that Canadian Hot Sauce.
Friend: Should have grabbed some chicken wings to go with that Canadian Hot Sauce.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 26, 2017
Get the Canadian Hot Saucemug. When you are having sexual intercourse with another person and accidentally, without consent poke them in the bum hole, and exclaim “Oh! Soory, eh!” As you quickly remove your extremity from said bum hole politely.
“I’m sorry about giving you that Canadian slipper last night dear, I was just a little off my groove, and my aim was bad.”
by Bluebird Powgal May 15, 2018
Get the Canadian slippermug. A Canadian Boyfriend is when you have a boyfriend or a guy you are regularly hooking up with already. But you do all the mundane and social events with your “Canadian Boyfriend”. So he does all the boyfriend duties and social interactions but doesn’t get the physical reward of sex that the real boyfriend does.
My friend Sarah gets Kevin to drive her to go out shopping, run errands, drop her off for her lunch date with her sister. Later on Kevin picks Sarah up to go out with friends for dinner, they all go out to a bar afterwards. As the night comes to an end Sarah gets her “Canadian Boyfriend” to drop her off at her boyfriend’s house.
by The eXception978 April 23, 2024
Get the Canadian Boyfriendmug. The worst whisky you will ever try. The BPA leaching plastic bottle is not a nice touch. Will ultimately lead to the worst night of drinking you will ever have
by Toedaddy February 18, 2021
Get the Canadian Mistmug. by ToolHandle December 4, 2017
Get the canadian tennismug. Ralph: Are you wearing a tie?
Robert: Oh it's a Canadian Necktie, I have no idea how to tie these things.
Robert: Oh it's a Canadian Necktie, I have no idea how to tie these things.
by Carledo Beowulf November 11, 2018
Get the Canadian Necktiemug.